Local residents blitzed 911 on Friday morning with reports of some type of monster.  Local authorities didn’t believe the claims at first, but then someone finally came across a monstrous moose in the woods behind a new development.

Authorities instantly knew it was connected to Moosylvania, a local branding, digital and promotions agency in the area. Moosylvania soon released a statement apologizing for the incident. Supposedly an intern was watching the company’s pet, when it somehow wandered off. Needlessly, the intern was fired and the moose was promptly returned to Moosylvania, The Great State of Design.